I Work Out So I Can Eat Garbage

This classic crew tee speaks to gym-grit with a wink. A compact, bold design on the front shows a buff raccoon mid-flex above the cheeky line “I WORK OUT So I Can Eat GARBAGE.” It’s the kind of shirt that lands a laugh in the locker room, pairs instantly with joggers or jeans, and wears like a trusted favorite. Lightweight and breathable, the cotton build makes it easy to layer under hoodies or wear alone on warmer days. Subtle details — like ribbed collar, shoulder tape and side seams — keep the shape sharp after repeated wears and washes.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton fabric for year-round comfort
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat